Please don't pound the glass every time a player appears in front of you. Please don't be that guy.

I'm forty. I sleep on all of those things. While drunk, and I'm assuming that's what you meant.

Every sentence you submitted makes no sense.

She sounds completely normal to me. I'm not drunk. Not at all.

You said honest. That's funny.

I'm will over 30. All I have to say is...

You win

Brett Hull is a cheater!

They get it every year. Fact is, the L.A. Kings are a Stanley Cup winning team. The S.J. Sharks aren't.