"Happy Birthday Tim!"

wait. you don't have sex when there's a period involved? that's the best time. a) no babies b) no lube necessary and c) the woman is EXTRA horny. - a woman.

What men really need for a lap dance is something that repels cheap perfume and glitter.

Marcellus Wiley doing a baby voice is something I can't unhear.

At least we only have to deal with seven more of these before the Romans get him.

Tebow celebrated by overthrowing himself a party.

"You have got to be fucking kidding me."

We've got an email out to Whitlock.

+1. We also would've accepted "Those Rich Old Motherfuckers From That Commercial Who Go To The Super Bowl Every Year."

this guy looks like the devil spawn of a 3-way between bob hoskins, yogi berra, and a leprechaun.

It's technically an extendable 3-wood.

I think studies show it's more likely to be a 5.5-wood.

Dufner reaching for the his favorite club, the 6-wood.

Well, you know what they say, a hand in the bush is worth any two birds. I think.

This was great, as they all are, but I think I speak for us all when I say tomorrow's discussion of the Vikings is going to be our Margery Chriskwanzacah.

Wow, well isn't this ironic. Now Douglas is like my Uncle Tom, who's an unemployed alcoholic.

Can you pull a Wayne Gro and fuck everyone over?

This was the race that Huey Lewis the Fourth realized that this is it, and he needed to pursue another career than horse racing. His first song draft was entitled I want a new Colt. It included the lines:

What happens in the valley, stays on the internet. Forever.