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Probably because Darkwing was basically a reskinning of Mega Man. Where as Duck Tales, was one of Capcom's few licensed games with totally original gameplay mechanics, and it remains one of the most beloved NES games ever made.

Gamestop scamming customers by hiking prices on exclusive product?

No the football team is shitty too.

From the Wikipedia page on the fencing response. I'm kinda surprised they didn't give the guy doing the punching a trucker cap and can of Coors Light to go with that tank top.

He was just doing the classic dance move "the sprinkler."

Scene: The Texas Longhorns Alumni Center. COLT and RICKY are browsing Deadspin.

So a university, a place that is supposed to be full of learned people, couldn't figure out that some magical device that enlarges images, one that is likely in abundance at their school, could help solve this crazy mystery? Are they too busy harvesting corn? I just don't understand.....

No revolution ever began with “Free tattoo” as a battle cry.

She really ties it all together in tomorrow's column about how Riley Cooper is a modern day Malcom X.

Polamalu, no way he gets beyond week 6.

"We're insufferable, arrogant twats and we deserve every angry stare and derisive comment."

As they grew older, the cast of The Hills finally began to develop a sense of self-awareness.

GREATEST GIF EVER. Cannot stop watching it.

Fuck Lucky Charms. Unless you get AT LEAST half marshmallow-thingies, it tastes like dogshit. #2 should be #1, and #2 should be Frosted Flakes.

All I know is after this article, from now on this is what I'll be calling my belts:

[Insert condescending correction to your statement that allows me to feel superior and negate your expertise... maybe...]

[Insert overly critical statement that allows me to appear as an expert on the subject.]

Wow, I live on a spaceship.

Ah, he broke out the big guns with the use of the Sunshine soundtrack (which is, by the way, an little known gem of a movie from a couple years ago).