I thought Magary was a Vikings fan. Huh.

Is that Avon Barksdale in the passenger seat?

Frednecks?

It's not as bad as your writing and punctuation. One capital letter in the whole mess. Well done. Fucking pathetic.

Worn a football helmet?

"this kid in is for a life of confusion" well said, dumbass

HAHAHAHAHAHA! Churn that butter!

Who the hell gets Netflix in the mail anymore?

"That was a heavy dose of seeds, geez." - ESPN coverage of the July 5th Spitz Bukakke Speed Drinking Finals

I'm the bobblehead!

Holy shit. You should be Parkinson's Teen Wolf for Halloween.

Good, this

And Commando

Good one, Daaaarsh

Fuck yeah, it does +1