Right there with you.. Both of these diagnoses have also been made by all of the armchair addiction experts/psychologists in our family.

I am internet diagnosing him as an alcoholic (as well as an asshole.)

Grace Jones needs to wear this, all of these designs were meant for her.

Like a porn version of Dune maybe? We could call it Poon if that tickles your fancy. ;P

Real lady thigh lines. I love this. All of this. I feel so real and even closer to her than before. Seriously fashion week, thank you for embracing a women with curvature from the side to behind. (Side note: I just left a Meghan Trainor concert and I feel so much female love thy booty empowerment running through my…

Not cool of them to rub stolen pictures of her on her face. It's still not the same. Kim sold her sex tape! So what if Amber took nudes. They were stolen. Not. The. Same.

Dear lord - huge fan of TAL - was just listening to a podcast on the way home from lame commercial radio gig. Only had one call tonight telling me I was "disgusting." I've been doing this since being female on-air meant you were the "token." If a station had one, they'd tell you, " we have a chick already." Was denied…

There is a reason Andrew Breitbart dropped dead in his early 40s. There is nothing healthy about choking on your own bile as a career choice.

"You really think this is driven by sadism? " For at least some of them? Yeah. Consider the anti-choicers who want to force women to birth a fetus that has already died and might cause them to be septic before then, or who will die painfully, shortly after birth. There's nothing but sadism and cruelty in that. There…

As I've mentioned on Jezebel before, my father died of Parkinson's in 2012. He was a physician for 40 years, and, when he was diagnosed, he actually wrote himself a prescription for what he jokingly called the "Black Pill." (There wasn't one single pill, mind you; there were a bottle of pills, but you know Dad and his…

Nothing says "fundamental respect for life" quite like a mean-spirited, half-assed pun aimed at someone grieving over the loss of her husband.

When I first read this I saw CIA and my I initial thought was "Dude, I don't think he's talking about spy level knife skills, he's not gonna have to efficiently stab people and get away without making a sound.

a cosmetic set "inspired by" the Fifty Shades film release

I think this woman may be my husband's grandmother. We were visiting them last spring, in their beautiful, secluded home on the West Coast, to present our 4 month old son to them for the first time. He being the first Great-grandchild, there was a big to-do, involving many fancy dinners, many guests, and lots of my…

My empathy ended when they got angry with the staff over it. My field o' fucks went barren.

Well, would you be particularly interested in continuing in conversation with somebody that has called you an incompetent retarded fascist over soda?

I don't see what's dumb about customer No. 3. If you're watching your gluten, surely the safest thing is to store it in your stomach so it doesn't get lost?

You can read a lot and become just as talented as someone formally educated. This happened a lot in the olden days and theoretically, should be easier than ever before. Information, after all, is easier to come by. A formal education with a teacher isn't and has never been the only way to gain knowledge and…

It's our fault, see. That's why he came here looking for a fight.

As for me, having been successful both evolutionarily and careerwise (I can't bring myself to say at what, it'll make our friend Toodles' head explode), I'll enjoy the chocolates my lovely daughter gave me and a glass of red our friend here can't afford.…

I'm an evospych chick and it's horrifying to me that the field is so identified with the backwards musings of a few misogynists. There's some really fascinating work being done regarding adaptive mechanisms of human psychology, and it sucks to see a promising field of inquiry derailed by a handful of pricks. We…