Poor fucking you. You're a regular Frank Grimes, aren't you?

I'd like to join the choir of "fuck him" amassing here.
Seriously, you were abused and ashamed of that abuse, then when your boyfriend found out, his reaction was to get mad at you (?!) because it was something you were hiding from him?! FUCK THAT! Way to make it all about yourself, you dick monster!

I honestly thought he said it because he really was hurting, but now I think it was because he couldn't say that he "was the first to own me," or make his claim.

Honestly? Fuck that guy with a hot poker. That's not the type of shit you get mad over.

While I agree that most often times honesty is the best policy, fuck that guy for calling you damaged goods.

Yesterday I saw a guy wearing basketball shorts, Adidas rubber slippers with socks, and a wool pullover with Celtic patterns.

I was hoping y'all would pick this up. Alabama is a fucked up place for reproductive issues, no doubt.

So what, quit yer bitchin'.

My mum and my brother live in a semi-rural area just outside of London. I thought having to drive 20-25 mins to the nearest maternity ward was horrendous. A friend of mine was born in the same area and she was born in a maternity unit that has since been closed down, 5-10 minutes from the two large towns my brother…

Ditto being British. This kinda shit just won't fly in England.

Right, like the article about how people think about the growing costs of child-bearing: "If you can't afford a dog, don't get a dog; if you can't afford a kid, don't have kid!"

I was just reading a little more on this because I wanted it to be wrong. It's actually criminalized in Alabama to work as a home birth midwife which is just...absurd.

Late word - Alabama has just re-re-written the law to advise that births may only happen in mangers and the mother must prove virginity.

I just started working at the bar after a few weeks of training at the crappy goddamned shithole where I've waitressed for a bit- same company, different location for five years- and it has been obnoxious as fuck. Like last night? 120% certain that the bartender I worked with was not ringing in drinks and pocketing…

The "extra friendly" makes me think they're secretly saying "sucking my dick under the table".

They don't just want you to friendly, they want you to be subservient. Power tripping assholes.

It's not enough because he's a lecherous scumbag who feels entitled to positive attention from women. He can't get it without paying for it, and he thinks giving a tip counts as paying for it.

After seeing a pertinent episode of Boston Legal, I desperately wanted to respond to that with tears and wailing about Möbius Syndrome, but never had the nerve to do it.

They're likely the same people who think telling women in public they're "prettier when they smile" is an act of civil nobility.

I seriously don't get the people who want an "extra friendly" server. Why isn't being pleasantly polite enough? The server is there to get your food, not to be your dinner companion, and it's not possible to muster conversation and extra smiles for every single table every night.