Cluster headache sufferers have been known to commit suicide due to the pain. That’s how bad cluster headaches can be.

The song is good advice.

Every time you “like” something a tractor gets cleaned.

He shoots three pointers from his chest like I did when I was a sophomore in high school. In my defense, I was 5'4" and weighed about as much as a large sack of potatoes. I’m not sure what his defense is, but it certainly isn’t his actual defense, because that sucked too.

And here I thought that Brazilian soccer team had release problems.

“You mean the NBA isnt full of 6'1 players guarding me i can just shoot over all game?”

What, you don’t like watching Bundesliga matches in standard def?

As a late luncher, it’s not about being too busy, it’s about hating other people.

Yahoo should make phones and laptops. They haven’t failed at being a hardware company yet.

*were as follows

WRs play a very small role in any offense Alex Smith is running.

They’re the exact same. Old Testament is the same across the Abrahamic religions.

“We believe that these subjects are beyond [the] comprehension [of students],”

Look on the bright side, it’s not like the most powerful man in the world is a 71-year-old or anything.

The Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzen Master

Every once in a while (usually in-season), I hear something about another Eastern Conference team called the Wizards, but it’s in painfully dense prose that suggests a fantasy novel more than anything, so I’m going to continue to assume that the Cavs and the Knicks are the only two teams in that sewer pipe of a…

Newsflash to the people of and around New York:

I think you’re underestimating my cheapness. When are you doing a tour of my local library to promote me checking it out for 2 weeks?

Never thought I would say this, but please return to expressing yourself thru gif’s and meme’s.