I went with a cactus but your suggestion is more appropriate.

I feel like if I walked like a toes out, duck-style, for a full month I wouldn’t damage my gait to such an extent that I would have difficulty walking ‘normally’ (for me) again. I cannot for the life of me imagine shooting a basketball would so effect a person wherein they become injured for a long period from it AND…

More of this, please.

My beautiful purebred says “Stick a cactus up your ass. Your stereotypes help noone.”

Yes but they’re too gentille

Agree to disagree. I find him annoying as fuck.

Do you only know women and men (French, presumably) named Jean?

Yass queen!

Any time you have an opportunity to make some spurious racial comment you just have to do it.!

His Twitter comment is hilarious.

Your theory is missing turtles therefore invalid.

The ratio of people to cake is too big!

Strava doesn’t sound like a Russian Trojan horse app in the slightest.

You think??!!!

The NBA is trash.

The NFL, where all teams are treated fairly but some are more fair than others.

Neither guy is reading your rantings/will fuck you. Boston weirdos of your ilk so desperately have to cite “best in history” with every breathless utterance.

It’s not good but it could be worse,

It’s called Pennsyltucky. You’re obviously not from around here.

Dogs on the other hand, don’t care about air temp.