I don’t think the “yips” explains his limited range of motion (ie, the “shot put” style of heaving the ball) and the variance in arm strength from shot to shot. The diagnosis of scapular dyskinesis explains it much more cogently, including lack of muscular control and muscle strength.

This is where the big reveal is that kid was Randy Moss or Julio Jones or something.

Because nothing can go wrong against the Patriots at the 1 yard line!!

“What time does the Super Bowl start?”

I can’t believe you went into an article about how Pats fans are unbearable when challenged and proved it less than 20 minutes after the article came up

Maybe it’s not a coincidence that the NFL team that has had the most success in this century also had to deal with the league’s greatest tragedy.

So, the Chiefs are freeing up cap space to go after LeBron, right?

Snyder had personal conflicts with Cousins after the RGIII debacle.  Snyder is Jerry Jones but younger and somehow worse at picking talent.  It’s kind of awesome both of them are in the same division with the Eagles who are likely to be a dominant force for the remainder of Jones’ life and Smith’s career....

With Washington, Smith can still be a clear-cut starter as he continues to try and find post-season success.

That attempt at an Eagles chant never needs to be heard again.

Counterpoint: Tony Romo is fucking awful and I mute football games he calls because, yes, I know “First name of QB” needs to take a timeout here. Please don’t repeat it to me 4 times per under 2 minute possession. The one slightly interesting football insight he might give you per game isn’t worth listening to him…

Wow. It will be the day of my life if the Eagles can somehow pull off the “upset.” I’d even consider doing a quick tavern tour and sucking up the misery of Vikings fans like some kind of a twisted, reverse Dementor from the Harry Potter universe. Go Eagles!

It is not a picture of the actual wines stolen. Full disclosure: It is also not a picture of the alleged thief.

My favorite part of this story is the part where I can’t read it because GMG uses ad networks that pop up shit like this that won’t let you navigate off the page or get rid of the pop-up without totally closing the browser and starting over. It helps the reader empathize with Tonya Harding’s grit and determination.…

No, it actually runs on the accumulated overzealous praise that Old White Sportswriters and announcers heap upon Brady.

I lost $1,700 on that last play. Needless to say, Im going to be sick..

The only thing more improbable is me getting out of the greys

Step One: Decide how much you want to spend.

I think all the Spanish-speakers knew that anything with Lavar printed on it was going to be a wash.

I give it an “F” too, followed by an “uck LaVar Ball.”