I hope HamNo got a glimpse or two of the game while he was out running his errands.

“Do you know how hard it is to find a windshield for a Neon?”

Apparently, Fisher Price steam punk makes you look like more of an asshole than Victorian steam punk. Glad we locked that down.

Somebody has been shopping at Herb Tarlik’s garage sales.

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Well, there’s sitting on the stoop crackin’ wise, but yeah, that’s pretty much it for NYC.

Giants bid Ben McAdieu

I understand they’re switching to Clean Coal, so they’re going to need to hire people to scrub and polish the coal now.

I would give this two thumbs up, if I could. -JPP

I hope he still has the address of that coal mine.

Sure, those justify hitting someone in the back of the head.

Police received a complaint Nov. 8 from a woman on Woodview Court who said she found feces and tissue outside her home

Even the ‘more expensive to make’ is yet another fig leaf they put on it.

I’ve reread this three times trying to figure out if you think Geno Smith went to Western Michigan. You don’t say it, but then what is the relevance of Western Michigan to your buddy’s opinion otherwise? Why not say “My good friend has great dental hygiene and has been saying FOR YEARS...”? Baffling.

You haven’t been killed by the raid shotgun from 20 yard yet then have you?

“Bungie never stopped obfuscating, doing its best to keep even the most basic mechanics as opaque as possible”

I assume he’s a blogger.

You could have just said, “As an asshole . . .”

It’s just a warning for the future, apparently. =P

I get what you’re saying here but there’s literally arrows on the floor. Now, the arrows take you on IKEA’s route out because it takes you past every item they offer but they will lead you to the light. Literally, you can’t leave without walking through the lights section, but it’s also the exit.