This is 10,000 words of him simply saying that at least Barca plays the right way or something.

Do you know the difference between the Declaration of Independence and the Constitution? How about Broadway and Hollywood?

If these are in order, then Nuclear War is four spots too low.

Nah, I think the Rebels actually hit some of their shots in that scene.

Knicks would, but only if his injury requires massive surgery to fix first.

I haven’t seen a beating in Boston like that since Mark Wahlberg blinded that guy while committing multiple hate crimes.

This is so ugly Curt Schilling denies it ever happened.

“Spurs Make MVP Case for Leonard”

It was his aunt, Crystal....

More alarming - Luke has become a Grey Jedi and now understands that neither the Sith or the Jedi have it right.

Jesus is repped by William Morris, so no chance he goes into CAA for anything...

“Connecting you to Grindr. Found a match called ‘Jack Hammer’.”

The other Jared Diamond wrote a book called “Gums, Germs, and Steel”, which is a textbook on periodontic surgery.  

Are there two other people screaming other opinions, one on each side of you?

I guess. Still, apps designed for mobile devices are going to look terrible on a TV though, and ultimately it’s a tethered device doing badly what mobile devices do well. It’s like saying, “what if we made a cellphone that’s larger, gets its connection via a cord, and sits in one location in your home?”

Or just make the next Echo an Amazon tablet dock, so you can take it around the house like a normal tablet, but once its docked it knows it can do things like always-on screen, weather updates, and obviously spy on you with the HD front facing camera.

Kinda reminds me of the Sony Dash... anyone remember those Chumby devices?

I get that, but I think it would cost more to build a wood shed than to buy the two pairs of $500 shoes. But on the other hand, she can take you out behind the woodshed year after year, so it’s a long-term investment. So I think the math checks out.

YEAH FUCK THAT GUY AT THE 3 POINT LINE CLAPPING, BUT ALSO I’M SURE EVERYONE THINKS ‘FUCK THAT GUY’ (REFERRING TO ME) AS I LAZILY PLAY D AND THEN YELL FOR HELP THE MINUTE THE PERSON SWITCHES HANDS DRIBBLING (MOVE TO THE HOOP OR NOT) AND AFTER HE BLOWS BY ME I RAISE MY HANDS LIKE “WTF” BUT REALLY I’M RAISING THEM SO…