Your secret is safe with us Eli

HEEEERE’S AARON!

Take another look. That wallet is 85% receipts and coupons.

“I was like, good gracious, ass is bodacious”

After the game, Rodgers called his family to discuss the big win.

ya there wasnt much to bring in though on this squad. Not like FAs want to come to the Sixers. Ill still give him time but heard someone mention getting Evan Turner back and I threw up in my mouth a lil

WTF is up with those Seattle uniforms? Damn.

People need to stop with this shit. My dad is going to start expecting my brother and I to restore some old Bronco and it ain’t happening.

“If anyone can get me a job as a Wall Street strategist please let me know.”

Turf version of Brown’s shoes, shown

The problem is, the oppressive things he did were really, really horrible. It’s frustrating as a Cuban/Puerto Rican/American living in Miami that a lot of people in the American left hold him up as a symbol of resistance to American imperialism ( a la Jill Stein) and turn a blind eye and a deaf ear to the exiles and…

“WHY DIDN’T THOSE LAZY PIECES OF SHIT VOTE FOR MY CANDIDATE? HOW DO THOSE IDIOTS NOT UNDERSTAND HOW WRONG THEY ARE!”

Actually, it is the Party’s fault for not putting a forth a candidate that people could get excited about. Hillary was a TERRIBLE candidate. But it is entirely typical of her shitty campaign that someone on her side would actually blame voters who had the gall not to properly vote for their appointed queen.

As a Democrat I seriously cannot stand Democrats right now. The American people NEVER lose an election. Just because the person YOU wanted to win didn’t win doesn’t mean the whole country “lost”.

You accidentally posted a pic of Nate Silver dressed up for his fantasy draft.

“I want length back there, and I will get it.”

-USMNT Coach Drew Magary, 2016

You’re telling me. He’s been a liability all season in my Justice League.

Gifs for Drew Magary readers, that’s the whole point.

Thanks for proving my point. I can’t imagine how you would have responded to a white male who didn’t vote for Hillary.