There are two types of people in this world, people who let their phone batter get down to 3%, and good people.

did you just suggest that Tony Romo has had a hall of fame career, or am I just drunk?

would love to see him holding for the kicker again.

It’s fine, but too often the ribs are broken.

Remembered that the president controls less than we think and that this is hardly the first time we’ve had a shitty conservative president. Went back to everyday life.

On the bright side, there is always the possibility he keels over from an aneurysm.

Maybe blame websites that post things like this that take the vote (and the voter) for granted:

Jezebel spent a lot of time telling people, especially Bernie bros, to fuck off. They did fuck off, and this is the end result.

I learned that you are clearly a misogynistic misogynist if you think anything other than misogyny caused this misogynistic mess. Don’t criticize Hillary’s perfect campaign, misogynist! Misogyny.

FYI - Voted for Hillary but if she loses, I have absolutely no remorse for you. People like you polarized this beyond it being democrat vs republican but also man vs woman.

Parker/Brett 2122

“What are two things a fourteen year old boy wants in his mouth, and the only one that’s in there now.”

Finally a pro scout recognizes Tebow as a quarterback.

I was going to watch that clip, but I gave up after clicking what appeared to be a play button for the fourth time in the third tab to launch. (Android device, fwiw)

Ok goody the browser crash is back again but this time on Cosplay. Whoever keeps putting this version of the website up with that stupid black bar on top stop it already. It’s buggy and keeps crashing Chrome and FireFox.

Boston fan here: I hate Simmons and hate the fact that he’s held up as some sort of Boston epitome. He doesn’t live here any more, he needs to STFU with this nonsense.

Remember Sammy Watkins.

Yet another reason why American football is better. You never saw Travis Henry faking injuries while being a deadbeat

That’s an incredible ERA, but I’m going to take a hard pass on fucking you all the same.

I HATE having to buy a new vacuum every year or two!