It means you lost 9-3 to the Rams so sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up.

You’ve described just about every Jets team since the mid-Seventies.

Yeah you can focus on the Knicks sucking and the Mets choking in the playoffs.

Third picture looks like Gurley is set up well for at least a first down and probably more IMO

More importantly, does he have nowhere to hide?

So this is the post where I get to talk about my fantasy team, right?

** All three fans die of dehydration.

Counterpoint: No.

I like it on the bottom. Usually it’s the cue to go check out my phone and/or laptop. However, for the life of me, I don’t understand the graphic that tells you who has the ball and where. It makes no sense. Words are fine there--less is more.

Odd I’m a Millenial Liberal and I thought she awkward Mom’ed her way to a loss. All the patronizing laughs and cringestar appeals to the Fact Checkers to bail her out were peak Nae Nae Hill tonight. At least 1st half of the debate, but most people were so put to sleep that the 2nd half didn’t count for as many points.

To be fair, it wan’t just Greg Schiano causing the rot - it was also his staph.

Yew fergawt Jawjuh.

The ol Ship of Brisseus paradox.

I can't wait to see how the Redskins or Browns ruin him as a pro.

That's a lot of words just to tell everyone you do Ironmans.

“bad news for people who trained for months”

About living in Allentown or the train?

In the business world, companies avoid buying companies that have lawsuits pending against them. It’s a terrible decision to risk any liability by acquiring a company while it has litigation pending against it. That’s why companies are allowed to file bankruptcy and be sold in the manner that Gawker was. Businesses…

“We’re moving on to next week’s anthem”

At this point, the kick is both good, and not good. -Werner Heisenberg