Neverest

Amatuers.

This is correct. I bet he had water with it and not wooder.

Seriously. That’s basically telling everyone about your hot model girlfriend that goes to another school. “You wouldn’t know her.”

It’s five o’clock somewhere.

At least he went out doing what matters, playing in a pre-season game.

God that was great.

The Derrick Rose of the NFL.

The really evil thing to do with a desktop like that:

I think “compassionate colonoscopy” was also the gop’s rebranding strategy for their economic plans.

Passionate Colonoscopy was already taken.

and in 2003, filed for a trademark on “Compassionate Colonoscopy.”

So does “Big wet ass” have anything to do with the “Compassionate Colonoscopy?”

Ha!

I feel the same way about overly gigantic tie knots.

Ignorance Alchemy is my new fake band name

Well, they’d just have to trade someone to get him back.

Quantity of Jets quarterbacks = 4i, where “i” represents the imaginary number you would have to multiply by four to even produce one good quarterback

In what fucking universe is Geno Smith “too valuable to be cut?”

Oh, Modern Pentatholon...nothing says “modern” like a competition designed to determine who would have been the best 19th century cavalry soldier...