Like the oil slick from Spy Hunter.

And now he’s going to be disqualified for having the runs.

...just the tips.

Yeah. I don’t want coffee soda, I just want coffee.

Chamomile is caffeine-free and if you try to substitute it for an actual caffeinated beverage, someone is going to hurt you. Black tea, however, is an acceptable coffee substitute, especially when consumed cold.

Buying Monster because you think cold brew tastes bad is the Marchman cereal list of beverage opinions.

so sick of that Lego movie song

everythings a dildo if youre brave enough

And here I thought Brazilian was synonymous with no hare.

Q: “How did you name this organization?”

Land of 10,000 Lakes, my ass.

They probably, privately hate each other like every other young group of girls.

Hey man, I’m a white Eagles fan and the jerseys I’ve owned were: Cunningham, Watters, Trotter, Reggie White, and Dawkins.

That got a little too real.

I’d send a new invite, “Naveed could not find the availability to join the other 15 of us at this scheduled time. Please schedule a time with him that you can make and send that to me. I will then ask if it works for everyone to accommodate Naveed.”

I guess they win the “Greenest Olympics ever” title.

Considering most franchises are worth billions of dollars, and owned by billionaires, with easy money coming in from the league, I think they could afford to personally finance the whole operation. I wouldn’t even mind if teams got generous tax breaks as long as they were willing to spend their own money for a change.

Black and Decker (I think) provides a thin, well-illustrated book on housing codes that should be for sale at most big box home improvement stores.

Darth Wader

I agree with much of the above... but the idea that “A 15-year Mortgage is Virtually Always a Better Idea Than a 30-Year Mortgage”, can be very untrue in this day, at the interest rates we are looking at. For example a 30 year mortgage at a rate of 3% is pretty available. Consider that mortgage interest is tax…