We still have a few openings on #TeamNeither. We never get any wins, but we’re still undefeated going into the 2017 season.

But both of those are bad examples. Rachel Maddow did a great thing on how Perot didn't affect the 92 election. Exit polls also prove that an equal amount of Nader voters would've stayed home or voted for bush as voted for gore. The gap between gore and bush was so low that even smaller parties had an effect on the…

+1 Putting the dick in pendantic

Barry providing hample evidence that ballhawking is bullshit

I wish you were Hamilton Nolan so I could say “TELL THAT TO FAST FOOD WORKERS, ASSHOLE!”

Just to be clear: Pat Summit, Muhammad Ali and Buddy Ryan are dead, but Skip Bayless is totally fine.

Lower skills. Lower ceiling.

I can understand modeling your life after a movie, but a sequel?

Said no-one, ever.

I plan to establish that before a jury of his peers. Now to find 12 mass murderers.

I’m surprised more that he didn’t find a way to say it felt like Boogie Nights

“The way they handled [Grantland] to me is the story that hasn’t been written,” he begins...and when I write it, that story will undoubtedly include references to the Karate Kid and Rocky II, III, and IV.

‘3 Days of the Condor’ is a movie about conspiracies. ‘Conspiracy Theory’ is a movie about Mel Gibson and Julia Roberts being Mel Gibson and Julia Roberts.

you would think I played grab-ass with some makeup assistant or something

“I started to feel like I was Mel Gibson in Conspiracy Theory”

Not a Patriots fan. Still laughed.

Canucks over Bruins in 2011...because fuck Boston

Eating bugs? No biggie. People say you swallow 8 spiders a year in your sleep, but jokes on the spiders, I’m not asleep.

So to clarify, we can ONLY use this on cats? Asking for a friend.