Why would he do that??!... He seems perfectly content living alone....

Well, he was a Shooting Guard. Live by the sword, die by the sword.

The real Grimaldi’s is in Hoboken, NJ now, smdh.

Booze or family security... You can't have both. My father taught me that the hard way.

Like I’ve been saying, the Cavs’ bench is the best. They’re playing chess while everyone else is playing checkers (except Dellavedova, who seems to be playing football).

Exactly, you hit the dick on the head.

Not even if they were playing the ISIS all-stars. MAYBE if they were playing the Cardinals.

Glad you tossed the salad.

You’ve had Paul Pierce and Rajon Rondo fall in your lap. Suck it the fuck up.

I can’t think of a better way of explaining white people to aliens than this gif

Way to put the period outside the quotation marks.

The Case Against Pets, pt. 2

“public vomit mishaps and poop jokes. That’s your bread and butter.”

That’ll work! The next book will open with a dream sequence from Bran or someone and suddenly we realize everything we’ve read/watched is what occurred in his imagination as he was falling out the window.

Makes sense why he kept shouting “hit the showers”

What a bummer she can’t have infant formula. Sucks to be her!

There’s no way he succinctly communicated an idea in a single paragraph.

My bad, my use of the “reply” button tends to be pretty liberal. Mostly responding to the OP asking what the plan is. Which is to say, this isn’t a Hinkie job; Hart seems to know what’s what.

That’s disgusting.

Everything south of Fairfax County sucks. And Fairfax County sucks.