The one with five-head. Oh wait.

Johnny-come-latelys, all of them.

I thought it was anal or anal.

This was clever.

You will struggle once you hit 265 but up until then it is pretty much cake.

And yet still better than Giants fan.

“Wait for the shake!”

Ezekiel Elliott’s girlfriend knows the feeling.

How bout you stop worrying about my tabs, dad.

Fucking Mike Pereira and now this guy on TV. Awesome.

The concern is that the road tested tonedeafness of the DNC will likely result in HRC being foisted upon us as the candidate of choice again.

I hope he didn’t go out and buy a house (I hope he bought a house)...

Team Bear 100%.

There really aren’t enough people named Hector.

Neymar plays baseball?

You could have stopped at “don’t wear sandals.” My hunch is that you’d have gotten twice as many stars.

Nobody cares about your fantasy team, Bro Derek.

WTF is “on accident?”

Or without a football!

Always the non-smoking hand.