And Lincoln was a Republican.

Ask Ryan Howard.

And maple syrup, poutine, and some Tim Hortons coffee!

Intellivision Baseball ::drops mic.::

Thank for the beautiful pictures of scabies breeding grounds!

Those defenders really looked hard-pressed to guard his 80-foot jumpers. None of which had a prayer of falling. Kind of takes the pressure off if the guy has such godawful shot selection. This is the pro version of the vid posted a few weeks ago of the youngest Ball kid where he’s just jacking up shots from all the…

BRO.

Gordon Hayward is a brother’s name.

I just threw up in my mouth a little.

Giving out a personal number is what you call white glove service.

I’ve heard enough about Chris Paul today, thanks.

“Say you want to go to PF Changs for lunch.”

Totally agree. We should hang out, or not.

He backed into those, butt-first.

Being a Philly fan has been pretty bad, especially lately. But were I a Washington fan it would be pure misery knowing that 3 of my 4 teams are in their prime and all can be counted on to shit the bed when it matters.

Nevertheless: #LOLMets.

The reputation of how you treat players and your rapport with current players is infinitely more valuable than “a good GM.”

I’m getting horny just thinking about it.

I fell asleep reading this “article”.

You were writing a Destiny 2 preview, weren’t you. Fess up.