Is that any different than submitting a REAL photo of someone else?

Came for the euphemism involving locker room shenanigans.

Does Trump know she feels that way?

They’re called spikes for a reason, hoss.

Kid dropped a bag of Skittles in the trunk?

Some of that is out of your control but it’s your job to explain why that’s the case, e.g. with with the parts on backorder, maybe show me a screen that proves what you’re saying because otherwise it comes off as bs.

Have these people not seen Jurassic Park?!

If I could be guaranteed that those extra quarters were in fact going to fix the fucking infrastructure and not towards Joe Six Pack’s $54,029 in “overtime” or Boss Man’s $139k pension plus $325k in “unused sick time,” then yes, I’m happy to pony up for that.

Burn “Never Gonna Give You Up” on each CD first and Rickroll those sombitches.

Urban legend. Woodpeckers will peck on metal because they like the sound of it. It’s impossible for bugs to be living under my chimney cap.

Lesson learned: NEVER rely on realtor references for anything.

I would voice your concern to your neighbor and ask them to address or, if non-responsive, sending a certified letter  saying that they have one or more trees overhanging your property that are safety hazards and need to be addressed.

Renters insurance is something on the order of $100 per year.

I starred this but it actually removed a star. I clicked 6 times and all your stars are gone. Good ole Kinja.

That’s amazing from a guy with one arm (weird photo).

I was convinced that the horror delivered was a Second City Casserole, aka deep dish “pizza.”

What was the bill on that? Christ almighty. That would kill my soul.

Termites and woodpeckers.

There ain’t pleasing some people.

He kinda looks like he could play for Team Navratilova.