“off court excellence as a human being”

has happened

#1 was absolutely eating his lunch and his teammates were taunting poor Ball turnover machine.

“In all honesty, I had more of a problem and was a little disappointed that people that work on my show would anonymously throw stuff out there. I’m not a big fan of the anonymous thing.”

Does a hot dog count?

Not so sure. Worked for Bobby Knight.

That guy is so dumb he doesn’t even realize some moron spelled the name of his country wrong on ALL the jerseys.

7. Hide the Sausage in Bob Barker’s green room.

Of course there’s no God. There is Trump, Boston sports, infant mortality, war, the states of Alabama and Texas, famine, and Kinja. All the evidence you need.

Fuck Pittsburgh, generally speaking.

It was so quiet you could hear the MRSA mutating.

Hopefully he doesn’t have chronic Knoblauchitis. That would be a tragedy.

It landed four feet to the left sir. Not sure what this has to do with your safety though.

“Have you cleared your cache?”

I mean, he is black so it’s almost assured.

Philly definitely needs more players with nagging injuries.

And her sister Lucille.

Counterpoint: all Boston teams should be vaporized Logan’s Run style.

17 overtimes and the Sun consuming Earth is *literally* less time than the touchdown-extra point-kickoff/return takes.

You could say the same about the Ds.