I could watch have now watched this 100 times straight.

At first I wasn’t sure if this were some kind of brilliant subversive Second Amendment reference.

Thankfully the Nats’ annual postseason bedshitting will help in restoring said normalcy.

Did the earth open and swallow up the entire team?

Give it up for this, peeps.

Is it Chinese takeout? Dying to know!

That is pretty damned astute for a complete dunce. Which should tell you something about how ineffective the Dems are.

Did he die in real life or just in Girls? I can’t remember.

Bradford’s reaction: “You graphed my head onto the only body more fragile than mine?”

Nice CBA chief!

The Balls? Congrats, dude.

Yes.

You’ve reached the zenith of your life. It’s all downhill from here.

(replying to myself):

Merton Hanks is unimpressed.

You wear that shirt ironically AND proudly, sir.

Hopefully you don’t have a female relative who is ever bogus raped of bogus abused by someone else. It would be hypocritical of you to believe them.

That’ll show em!

What do you mean “eventually?”

I would have gone Detmer (either), but that’s just me.