You mean you enjoy a visit to FlavorTown while watching some Triple D?

You’ve just described my monthly masturbation cleansing ritual.

I think it’s “Hit by Car” and then “Puppet Show” and then “Spinal Tarp” (sic) and then “NHL.”

This was exactly my take.

Yeah, “probably.”

Can I take stars away from this bullshit comment, anybody know?

Never trust a man (?) with two first names.

You should have pulled a Seinfeld, man.

Huh? I loved Ricky Watters.

I think Andrew Bynum is a bigger pain point. Different sport of course but his name should elicit more groans than any other Philly athlete in modern sports.

I thought that was a Steve Reich reference.

He looks like Baby Gronk.

Worse: candy corn or circus peanuts? (I like both).

I like both of those things. Very privately.

The intentional wrinkled look will appeal to the hipster crowd.

Nope, never wondered.

Thank god someone besides me is watching season 6 of Homeland!

Someone please wake me when Gilette Stadium collapses into a giant sinkhole taking pretty boy/good dog Brady and ugly guy/bad dog Belichick and all Boston fans along for the ride led by Bill Homer Simmons.

Hey man, fresh mint’s not exactly cheap. And where dafuq you buyz da camomeel?

Sup, Barney Rubble.