Ric was 75. Eddie Money who died a few days ago was 70

If they go 0-16, Dolphins players who make it through this season will henceforth drink champagne every time all other teams have won at least one game.  Sports writers will make a big deal about how cute this is.

Is your dad a gritty hard worker with a high diabetes IQ?

My dad says it’s because he’s a quitter and only cares about collecting a paycheck instead of winning.

Gravity finally gets its sweet revenge on Newton. 

Maybe if you didn’t wear 4-6 shirts to bed you would not sweat so much at night.

Yes, very true, but that’s only because it’s also the same level of his base supporters. They actually think his name-calling is witty. We’ve all seen those right-wing memes. The Right can’t meme.

Particularly since Teigen is humiliating him on his chosen battlefield, Twitter. That’s one place where Trump can’t deal with ridicule.

Trump is a real-life, honest to god troll. It perpetually amazes me that our president is a fucking troll. He’s also like a pro wrestler, in that he’s constantly trying to get heat, by whatever means necessary. Amazing.

“Every story deserves a happy ending.”

Eh. Someone already did this one in the last AB article. 3/10

Honestly, it’s Mormon-run Mesa, rich snobby Scottsdale, and the pre-crypt Sun City that’s keeping Arizona red.

Dismiss “so emotional”, it’s just tomatoface and his weak-ass attempt at trolling again.

You’re exactly right about Austin.  Even though it’s pretty consistently recognized as one of the best places to live in the state, and it’s the goddamn capitol, GOP shills still trot out that canard with regularity.

I know. I still remember a Republican telling me that Swiftboating John Kerry was a perfectly legitimate activity, since Kerry was referencing his military service to aid his campaign. I asked her if Bush should avoid mentioning his service in the National Guard. She said that was completely different.

I just had to dismiss a troll because they said that just because they are a decorated military hero and astronaut doesn't mean that they won't sell out to the globalists. 

Republicans, attacking a genuine American hero? I’m shocked, I say, shocked that they wouldn’t support a decorated military officer.

My folks live in Tucson and i like to hike in the hills/mountains around town, where the well off snowbirds live. Its astonishing how many folks i see open carrying at coffee shops, grocery stores, everywhere out there. These are rich, exclusive enclaves that are heavily, heavily policed, and yet ppl are so afraid…

‘The nuts” is when you have the best possible hand for that round of play. Flopping “the nuts” means that the the dealer has just put down the first three community cards and you have the best possible hand with the two cards you have in the hole (in your hand), without needing the next two community cards. No matter…

This is the worst issue of Highlights magazine yet. I’m canceling my subscription!