I wish Kinja offered an Angry Star option for posts such as this. Well done.

There is only ice cream cake, then the void.

That’s my favorite part! Their conspiracies don’t hold up even to the slightest whiff of reality. Yet, they believe!

A conspiracy for every occasion!

“There is a whole plot in our nation and in the nations of the world...”

(I was too lazy to photoshop in the Cracker Barrel logo)

I can’t believe I hadn’t seen that pic before. That is glorious!

It’s all we can do. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Right? With all the murdering she’s done while in the spotlight I can’t imagine how many killings she’s done since the election. Gotta be at least two before breakfast. I’ll be stunned if anyone on this thread is alive tomorrow...

They love the idea of being clever and witty but that takes effort and they really just want to get to the yelling.

I’d say they learned the hard way that you can’t parody a parody except learning isn’t really their thing.

It seems Trump’s circle of Fox Republican shitheels has only one rule: you can do pretty much whatever you want as long as Trump doesn’t look foolish in the process. You want to create a law that eliminates school lunches? Go nuts! As long as the people clap and cheer for Trump at his next rally, then it’s all good.

That transcript is something else. I understand that America has had ugly dealings with crazed strongmen before but Trump didn’t have to go praising Duterte like that on a private call. Dude is a disgrace.

Great news, China! You are in a unique position to help remove/contain North Korea so that none of this is necessary. Ball’s in your court!

It’s Owns all the way down!

I would have so much respect for her if she’d just had the guts to make your one line her entire book. Hey Ivanka, we don’t resent you for being an inherited wealth kid like your dad. We resent you peddling that as some sort of life skill you earned.

The bullshit of the NCAA grift aside, I’m jealous thinking about how far $950K must go in Alabama. Damn.

“Bag of Infinite Beans” is a truly underrated, 1st edition D&D item.

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