I can’t watch that show, only because someone always cuts their hand and ends up wearing a rubber glove that slowly turns deeper shades of red as the episode progresses.

Maybe I should pick it back up again. I watched from the beginning, but then got burned out about 5 years ago.

“No one knows,” he tells her in a conspiratorial whisper.

I really want to log back on but put a fake birthday in and just have no idea what child-me would have chosen :(

Sometimes I see things like this and I can’t help but feel jealous that all these people are richer, younger and hotter than me, without a care in the world. It really feels it’s 18th century France with the queen and the courtesans.

I liked this season. Kai was just charismatic enough to get himself popular but not wise enough to avoid getting into trouble.

Came here for this; was not disappointed.

What, like it’s hard?

Carnac: “White corn, vegetable oil, and salt.”
Envelope: What does Meghan Markle call William, Charles, and the Queen?

Love is still alive!!!!!! My OTP Jeffrey and Ina Garten are still going strong. Love is alive and living in a beautiful house in the Hamptons with a huge carton of heavy cream always in the fridge.

It’s acceptable if they’re playing your jam, but even then, only if you first loudly proclaim, “Aww shit, this is my JAM!”

(Imagining the first Hildi episode)

No, it wouldn’t. Also, I can’t wait to see what maliciousness Hildi brings this time around. I’m absolutely convinced she’s a functioning sociopath who’s figured out a way to get into people’s homes just to ruin them.

On the plus side, she is now free to spend more time practicing her jazz hands.

For real. Everyone keeps asking them if they’re a couple and they’re like “no, but it’s such a great compliment and we love each other, and blah blah blah.”

In one of those increasingly frequent “I’m wasting my life” moments, I immediately knew exactly what they meant by signature hats.

I LOVED Clarissa as a kid. My dad also loved it, I guess because he saw me growing into being like Clarissa. I don’t want this at all. I liked the one that was her attempt in college. I want to see her as trying to switch over to internet journalism and not having kids, NOT married to Sam. Can we please have somebody,…

I’m trying to remember Ron doing anything even slightly memorable or noteworthy in 6 seasons when it didn’t have to do with Sammi. Other than him cold-cocking a guy outside a bar, I got nothing, the dude is a slab of muscle and mot much else.

I know, Sammi was kind of my favorite... “staaaaaaahp”