Between Macaulay Culkin and Peter Davidson, this is a great dirtbag.  

Whoa, how did I completely misread that??  Hahaha

Unpopular opinion: I love Cardi B’s outfit SO much. 

I agree!  I dig that outfit hard. 

After Westworld, I’m fully anticipating a Delores generation. 

Midweek Madness is back?!?  I have a reason to enjoy Wednesdays again? 

My husband and I have always said he never really wanted to be president, just all the attention and ratings that come with running, and then got in over his head and now we have garbage fire for president.

And now Belton, TX smells like my brother’s bathroom when we were in high school.  

Same :( RIP us.

I was thinking I want to become a millionaire and have a renewing vows ceremony so I can wear it!  First time around I wore jeans and a t-shirt.  Apparently I was waiting for my PERFECT dress, and I found it. 

For better or for worse, I’m not one to comment on celebrity wedding gowns, but GOOD GOD, Hillary Swank has the best best best dress I’ve ever seen in my life. I’m so in love.

I used to hang out with this dude a bunch for, sometimes we had no-strings attached sex, and it was all good and fun. We’d been friends for years.  One day, out of nowhere and very seriously, a bartender I worked with said, “You and dude are going to end up married.” I laughed in his face. About six months later, we…

100% would watch that Golden Girls reboot.  Not any other, but that one is a yes for me. 

I’m so on board with this power anthem. I unabashedly love all of them and in this order: L.G., M.C., T.S.

Fine, I’ll say it. If Farrah got her fillers removed, it’s because that Jenner woman did it and got attention for it. Farrah is thirsty. 

Yeah, I thought it was a fake/joke picture. 

I love it too! I think we’re in the minority on this one.

Same.  Where do I sign up??

My first reaction also. We’re old now, my friend. 

I really just want to know where to buy that owl blouse. Very Labyrinth.