As someone who has had an eating disorder most of my adult life, I’m pretty sure that the moments I found myself huddled around a sad piece of fruit instead of a burger had more to do with me being desperately MENTALLY ILL, rather than some grand scheme to throw shade at larger individuals.

This doesn’t bother me? When models act like they eat and exercise like normal people, it just makes normal people feel like shit for not looking like that. I feel a lot better about my body knowing that at least I get to enjoy food while she has to settle for raw vegetables and that pear.

I’d like to think that if CB were Batman, he’d DO SOMETHING about Trump, et al.

It is more plausible that Christian Bale was Batman then that trump would be president.

Ughhhh fuck them. We have so little pure left, in the garbage fire that is 2018, LEAVE KARAOKE ALONE.

I can’t tell any of my best stories because they’re doxxing. Here’s one of the worst.

I’m due with my first in May, so I picked up a book that was supposed to teach me how to nourish my body and bond with my baby for the first forty days after birth. I skipped ahead to the recipes and the very first one was for a placenta smoothie that called for a “2 inch piece of frozen placenta”. So I obviously…

I met him once and he was very nice.

Kyle MacLachlan, oh how I love you.

The evil subreddits?

The Evil thing is intended to be a sort of cheeky and fun theme around Halloween though. Can you blame them for going Evil-lite instead of actually going for some up the genuinely fucked up shit?

In many ways, I’d consider these subs some of the most wholesome things on Reddit (legality aside) and I legitimately love Reddit.

I created an account just so I could star this.

relevant:

I’m just so disappointed that this article didn’t begin “Avril Lavigne isn’t dead--she’s born again.” It was RIGHT THERE! 

Farewell to the website who’s existence I just learned about in this post saying farewell. 

I’m starting to think he’s a COMPLETE dipshit.

Please. I’m from a city where a statue of the Duke of Wellington has had a traffic cone accessory for the past thirty-five years. Googly-eyes is nothing...

#metoo wasn't born in Hollywood and it won't die there either. 

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