I would like to join this group even if it turns out to be a cult.

I prefer Patti LuPone’s full on read:

I got asked when the baby was finally coming. While pushing said baby in the stroller.

Chyeah. Mine is 4 months old and I still look vaguely pregnant.

We don’t have pets, in part because of my allergies.

If the Disney movies teach our kids anything about parental death it’s a) it will lead to a series of adventures or b) they will be adopted by someone richer and cooler than their dead birth parents.

So like, does everyone get one of those Oscar swag bags? Like, even the documentary short nominees? Or do they get a pared-down version, because the big brands don’t care if some do-gooder no one ever heard of wears their watch or earrings or uses their facial peel?

It takes some people time to truly believe...

We had a hellish day at my rural elementary school. First, a credible threat had a neighboring district 4 miles away on lockdown for almost 3 hours this afternoon. An arrest was made. Immediately after that my building had an irate parent in the building. We went on lockdown and our principal faced him down. She dealt…

He would Costanza the fuck out of there:

Who are all these hot take fucking trolls up in here?! Victim blaming, rude ass motherfuckers. Why are they at the top?!

One of the most compelling aspects of Jennifer Lawrence (for me) is how well she knows her audience in interviews. When we see her on the late night circuit, she’s boisterous and funny and most people who watch those shows are really charmed by her. On the other hand, when she’s on 60 Minutes or at one of those…

Who ungreyed the troll. STOP DOING THAT.

And see I expected to hate it. Down is up!!

THE ISSUE IS NOT MENTAL ILLNESS. The numbers are clear: the overwhelming majority of these mass shooters are DISAFFECTED WHITE MEN with an axe to grind, usually with Nazi style leanings.

Genuinely scary movie.

It may feel meaningless and change won’t happen this year, but we know continuous, unified, political action from marches, to donating money, to calling representatives, to voting do and will have an effect over time. We just have to maintain discipline and not lose hope. :/

There will be rumors she is pregnant with twins until the day she dies at 97

Mine will be in kindergarten this fall, and she’s starting to understand and catch the keywords when the news when it comes on the radio in the morning drive to school.

I know a high school full of kids who will never look at Valentine’s day the same way again. Fuck this country.