He made it his thing! We were all just high school actors, but he had been On Television, and therefore Knew More.

Am I at all surprised that Dane Cook is gross...nope. Will it break my heart if Kevin Arnold is a creep...100% yes.

The follow up question should be “what adult purchase makes you wish you were a kid?”

I don’t know when it happened but the feeling I got when I purchase a new kitchen sponge made me feel like I was adult AF.

A washer and dryer for our new house. Buying the house didn’t really make me feel like an adult. But for some reason not have to go to the laundry mat did.

I don’t like casseroles but absolutely love gyros. So conflicted!

Getting a dog. I still can’t believe someone along the way didn’t say “You’re an idiot, you can’t have that”. It’s been 3 years and it’s still weird.

I loved that moment in the documentary because you see three different experiences of grief, across three generations. Her grandmother seems to have come to terms with Joanne’s death, perhaps because in her old age, as a Catholic, she feels like she is close to seeing Joanne again, and she seems somewhat surprised by…

Name checks out.

“Wait, we can swear?” - the previous 157 victims

If he comes back as a vampire in a True Blood crossover, I’d totally watch that.

Maybe it’s just for flashback scenes? Hopefully naked flashbacks. Dude can get it.

If my house ever burns down, the one thing I’m going back in for is this RBG autograph.

I love her so much. I sent this excerpt to my wife from the CNN article this morning:

Never change, Philly.

I think she handled it pretty well, very diplomatic but emphasizing the need to hear victims speak out. I like her a lot.

I can’t blame Brie too much when you are asked on the spot about your brother-in-law.

Pretty damn well Barry. Only 6 arrests before, during and after the game in the entire city. One was that douche bro in the parking lot, 2 for disorderly conduct, and 3 for scalping fake tickets. So on the whole, 3 fucking arrests for generally being an asshole. Better than most cities, and better than usual for…

Ever hear of a self-fulfilling prophecy? Philly fans will be “insufferable if they win” because they’ve already been branded as such before it even happens.

God, the history textbooks 60 years from now are going to be so weird.