I’ve wept for those who suffer long, but now I weep for those who’ve gone. RIP Sheryl.

Hopefully this means kinja deals takes their promo post down for the Amazon 10-pack. There are a lot of things you can do fine with when getting a knock off, but eye protection is a huge gamble.

I wonder what happens to your teeth when you go that long without chewing?

Unicorns have been reigning for the past year; it’s about time for the fashion wheel to turn to something else now. I like pink-and-purple glitter makeup as much as the next guy, but its starting to get boring.

What do desperate, lonely, hungry children understand about film improvisation? Serious. GTFO

Right?! Romantic would be 1 bottle. 2000 is law of mass action. Just ask out every person you meet then, someone will say yes.

I tried to do Washington but I’m really drunk.

“What is life if not one long attempt to distill meaning where none probably exists?”

That article is gone, but still up are blurry photos identifying him as a box. “Richard Simmons: Reclusive Star’s Head In a Box”

Psh, Allison Harvard from ANTM ftw

No! You’re not. Are they hair models?

No! From my experience, tampons are made specifically for insertion and removal, while makeup sponges aren’t. I would rather lay down a towel and take a quick rinse afterwards than have my SO putting something in her that’s not meant to go there.

I remember my parents had a Time/Life book about the ‘60s that I devoured as a kid. My favorite part was the colorful body paint - I could not WAIT to get older so that I could paint my legs purple. Imagine my despair when I found out that body paint was no longer available in 1982...

I’d be perfectly fine if this came back into fashion. Maybe not painting myself tan. Or wearing very little clothes. But purple legs under shorts rather than showing off my actual skin? I’m in.

Hey, no problem! We’re gonna build that wall along the southern border, and we can hang a big beautiful mosquito net, the most beautiful tremendous net you’ve ever seen, on the top part to keep out those nasty mosquitos! BUILD THE WALL AND A NET! BUILD THE WALL AND A NET! BUILD THE WALL AND A NET! BUILD THE WALL AND A…

Faith American is a garbage name for a brewery. Sounds more like a retailer that would sell star spangled crucifixes.

Unless they dance/clog on top of the dinner table, it’s not worth $5.

IDK..... I super stoked about my 34th birthday week in NOLA.... I’ve been loosing weight and stocking up on super slutty dresses for weeks

A London Fog and 85% dark chocolate.
Pistachio ice cream and Game of Thrones.
Fresh figs, honey, and mascarpone.
Buttery chardonnay and creme brulee.
Apricot jam and brie.
Actual pumpkin pie and coffee.
Thunderstorm and sex.
Snowstorm and D&D.
The flu and Harry Potter marathon.

Weed and Pixar.