We have a new puppy! I only had to do an 8 hour round trip in the car with my kids and my wee dog to pick her up. And we really didn’t know for sure that she’d be there (the SPCAs in this area are notoriously bad at updating their sites). But we got there before opening and we fell in love and took her home.

It’s called the Parent Trap Syndrome.

I irrationally want Idina and Taye to reconcile.

Makes sense, she can’t stay with someone for too long. Otherwise they start asking questions about how she never ages and needs permission to enter people’s homes.

After looking at the pictures you can read the article.

Oh — Emirjeta Xhelili? Of the Mayflower Xhelilis?

I had the same reaction to threesomes. It was just like, why is this man here? Why does he keep trying to touch me? Can’t he just leave so I can do his girlfriend in peace?

I have too much patience for my own good.

oh shit, that’s when you hide a bottle of jack in the cabinet and save your precious booze for real people.

Fleshy fun bridge.

But knowledge is no fun unless you can share it and crush enlighten your friends.

Fun fact! You can sing “Vagina Dentata” to the tune of “Hakuna Matata”. It totally goes!

While I agree that everything here is awful, am I the only one who reads the “it” in the “do I want to fuck it” as being Lena?

I mean, let’s be real. It was ridiculous. We ALL wanted to be thrown in the trash.

There was a kindergarten teacher at my elementary school who used to throw unruly children in the trash.

If it's too hard to NOT be an asshole to a six year old, maybe, just maybe, you shouldn't be a teacher.

Leggings at school pickup say that they are not like poor working pantyhosed or business slacks wearing me; they are over all of that. They can just wear ponytails and leggings and bright sneakers.

Sometimes when I am at my kids’ school, I feel like I missed the memo on what to wear. On Wednesdays, we wear pink workout pants.

Times Square was always and forever will be a toilet.

Ummmmm no. If they MUST cast a 34 year old blonde as Serena Joy, there is only one possible choice: