Yeah, F that (the CDC’s guidance). If I’m actively trying to get pregnant, sure I’d probably cut back, because I’d know it wouldn’t be the best idea to be drinking (heavily) in case I did get pregnant.

Bobby, did you see this yet?

Yep. I got pregnant at nineteen and terminated. Went on to marry the guy a couple years later. Eleven years after that, I had my daughter.

If I’d been forced to carry that first pregnancy to term, I’m certain that child would have entered into the system before they turned two. I was in no position to care for a…

Same! I was one of those “Well, only in rape or incest or life of the mother...” assholes when I was young. It was once I had my daughter that I re-evaluated my stance. I would never want her to think she is obligated to have a child if she doesn’t want to. Some people treat it as if it’s some sort of punishment for…

Plates allow me the space to commingle my food as I desire. I cannot deny the necessity of bowls, but I prefer to be in charge of just how mixy my foods get, thankyouverymuch gooddaysir.

I eat everything out of a bowl. They also serve as cups in my apartment.

Shit, sometimes you just can’t write reality better than reality.

Dude, my orthodontist was named Dr. Kiss, and I was always highly suspicious... but he turned out okay :)

Plot Twist - Kim Kardashian is the one with more common sense.

My absolute favorite is Daria and Jane. To be weird and different and okay, to be allowed to be negative, to wander aimlessly around town and go and eat shitty pizza.

Ann Coulter may be the human equivalent of a giant pile of horse shit but at least she can form a sentence. This Stacy Dash tweet is just pure word salad with a “dash” of #humblebrag about how skinny she is

Will this never cease to be the truth??

That was the first time I saw Lip Synch Battle and I could not believe how good they were. My god, she blew me away.

After seeing Channing and Jenna in Lip Synch battle I am fascinated with them and hope they stay together forever.

This is precisely why I can’t have roommates.

Oh my god, the rest of the world has discovered otherkin.

Mamet’s character on Mad Men was completely different to the point that I didn’t even realize it was the same actress. She’s pretty talented.

The correct spelling of someone’s name is the way they spell their name.

I always liked her because she was in a short-lived, mostly forgotten TV series that I loved called America Gothic.

I’m just going to give you a coincidental perspective about things that happened to me today in Ireland.