We did this on our outdoor shower.

I misunderstood the assignment.

Oooooor “Because she dropped out of high school to raise a baby because her state requires parental consent for a teen to have an abortion.”

“Because she has probably been aborted,”

HAAAAHAHAHAHA yesss yesss, your tears, they give me strength....

Why do you think we haven’t had a woman as president yet?” First Lady Hillary Rodham Clinton asked her guest over their lunch at the White House in 1995.

We’ll have to disagree about Lohan. I feel that she’s not a terrible person and that most of her outbursts are directly related to her addiction and the fact that her parents are terrible. I hope she crawls out of her hole because she does have lots of potential.

She sounds like she’s making a pretty solid argument for veterans to be denied access to guns.

“So, are you girls virgins? I can tell Julie is not because look at her exposed ankles. That’s the mark of a hussy. Put some clothes on Julie.”

I have a theory that Leonardo DiCaprio doesn’t actually have sex with the huge number of women he brings back to his room, he just really likes board games.

excited about the xojane “It Happened to Me” post one of these girls will write in 15 years.

An abolootionist sounds like someone I’d hire for my daughter’s birthday party and ultimately regret.

I could watch John Barrowman read a takeout menu for a couple of hours and be happy.

This I hope is good. I’d rather another Torchwood mini though.

one of my friends was ALL about it. TBH most of the award recipients didnt make too much sense to me so I couldnt really be mad about this one

also, a follow up:

I’d make a face if someone whacked me in the arm too - no idea why this was such a big deal.

Someone please gif the look on Leo's face when Gaga walked past him. Please.

I have a bottle of desk whiskey I take swings from throughout the day.

If you don’t take lunch, when do you drink your cocktails?