spectacularraptor
spectacularraptor
9/3/16
9:46 AM
7

Today looks like the only nice day of the weekend since the remnants of Hermine are supposed to come up and dump rain on us. Therefore, we are doing outside stuff, like yard work and such.

9/3/16
9:07 AM
8

Just saw a little girl dressed as Elsa tell a Stormtrooper “you guys are mean!!"

8/28/16
10:23 PM
1

Okay...but I would add that once accouterments are added
It’s no longer a “real” grilled cheese sandwich

8/28/16
9:11 PM
8

It only stops being a grilled cheese when it’s filled with a bunch of other stuff that is neither bread, nor cheese, nor grilling condiment. Read more

8/28/16
9:04 PM
3

I usually eat this sandwich drunk, so your question is above my pay grade.

8/19/16
1:59 PM
17

Pemi is excited for back to school because it means I get to be home for most of the day! And I get back to using my planner regularly, which means more opportunity for him to ruin my straight lines and get paw prints all over my calendars! Hooray!

8/14/16
10:46 AM
2

I settled a few years back with Bank of America (they had some hefty fees for foreign transactions) and I came out of it a whole $2.12 richer. Yessir, that was the day I quit my job and began my life of leisure.

8/13/16
9:46 PM
15

My mom had a famous version of this in our family. Early morning, she’s in her nightgown, she opens the back door to see if the cat wants to come in for breakfast. She says in a sing-song voice, “Wanna come in sweetheart?” Right as the garbage man is walking by the door. She freezes for a second, then says in a Read more