Re: Sara Hyland drinking four glasses of wine at lunch - - that’s my definition of a Saturday. Ps, what fucking loser is sitting two tables away from her and counting her drinks - my mom?

If looking like Kristen Stewart = resting bitch face, then all cats look like Kristen Stewart.

Why wasnt this mentioned? Ladies and gents our new Tarzan!

Because otherwise people will say I’m dressed unprofessionally for my job or that I’m frumpy.

Pain makes us feel alive.

Picking up some carry-out and not getting anything for me is a shitty boyfriend. Near-drowning me is much more than that. Much more.

You want to know something? For YEARS I seriously thought the store was just called “lulemon” like I never noticed the extra lu or the fact that the word lemon is supposed to be involved (maybe?) I seriously never looked at the name of the store long enough to actually learn its for real name.

To be fair, he did try to give her the D, it just got intercepted and taken back for 6.

Yep. It’s not like I wanted him to die, but they created a situation where his surviving wasn’t plausible.

I’m not happy that Glenn survived. It is indeed gimmicky, and cheap. I love Glenn, don’t get me wrong...but this was lame as hell. Also who didn’t see the Carl storyline/danger from a mile away? I am so over this show. I stopped watching last season, got a little interested again, and now I’m like nah, I’m good. I…

Don’t cry because it’s over, cry because I’m going to grey the shit out of everyone before I go.

No one. NO ONE THIS IS HORRIFYING.

This is awesome, keep it.

Alas, I have no such power.

Honestly I initially thought it was a rather brilliant Helen Keller joke.

Ms. Holmes and Mr. Foxx

Local cat is all “I brought the kid dead mice, why is nobody giving me accolades for trying to feed him solids? He’s two! He can handle it!”