Post-Myspace Tila is infinitely more interesting. I still revisit this video regularly.

NAILED IT.

It's cyborg John Stamos

I was a 4H kid but I lived in the suburbs so I had rabbits instead of actual livestock.

You may take my glitter gel, you may rob me of my Gigapet or my Nano baby, my Orbitz which I was never sure if it was water or soda. You can strip me of my copy of Titanic on two VHS tapes. You can cancel Are You Afraid of the Dark and My So Called Life but my will take my flannel shirts from my cold dead hands!

Anyone who callously slaughters a living being is not someone I would trust to fill my dental cavities.

I joined Twitter today, largely due to this.

I’ve decided I will punish infidelity by never ever leaving him alone. A fate worse than death.

I vote for the birds rights activist in place of Yoko.

Hulu keeps bombarding me with Paper Towns previews and it looks soooooo bad! I’m convinced Zooey Deschanel secretly made that movie out of spite. “Keep calling me a manic pixie dream girl, will you? I’ll show you a pixie dream girl so manic you’ll gain a newfound appreciation for the gritty realism of New Girl.”

MY BABY DOES THE SAME THING! I cannot wait until he grows out of the phase where everything goes in his mouth.

I am going to blow this bitch up because old photos are MY LIFE.

Because I don’t know where else to put this and felt like I would have betrayed you all for not sharing. Ladies, gentlemen...today...I went Hamm. (that’s me on the far right).

"Wow, how trashy is Nicki!? Getting knocked up by a dude you're having relationship troubles with and to whom you are not married? Girls these days. Should have practiced abstinence!" - Bristol Palin

Oh funny you should ask...

Yeah, those bitches, being all emotionally abused and manipulated, Why do women complain of emotional abuse at all? Because unless you are under a physical threat, you are just some jerk putting up with shit and should not complain.

“Seriously interested” or “casually interested”? I wouldn’t say I’m seriously interested in it, certainly not enough to buy the book, but my cousin, who is now in her late 40s modeled for Playboy and used to spend time at the mansion, and her stories of it are a friggin trip and a half. I wouldn’t mind hearing more…

Many moved on to live happy, healthy and productive lives

You should start some kind of Subblog for this, and even have missed connection posts!

Random thought, Jez needs to have a dating open thread for people to connect with.