“It’s very bloody. It’s painful. There’s cramping, pelvic cramping.”

Yes, I’m sure that when he said, “You’re raping our women and taking over our country,” he was mad about Christians. That’s definitely it.

Don’t worry co-workers, the spluttering, hissing and muttering sounds you’re hearing is just me giving up on life.

She continued: “I think when it comes to mothers and breastfeeding, we need to consider that mothers are people, they do things.”

women are legit not allowed to do anything w their own bodies except be fucking brood mares.

Texas is majority-minority now, the only majority-minority State that votes Republican because of all the voter suppression laws they have (plus Latinos there don’t vote; if they voted at the same rate as African-Americans, we wouldn’t even be discussing this since the State would be South Massachusetts.) But that…

It’s named after Gilbert from Anne of Green Gables, obviously!

I think it is incredibly dumb but I still tried it and am still slightly sad that I can’t do it. But less in the “I’m fat” way and more the way I felt in elementary school when everyone else could curl their tongues and my was just flat and boring. Sigh.

Hm, I don’t have a real belly button cause mines covered by surgery scars. Clearly the makers of this overlooked my way around it. I’m going to say I have beat this stupid challenge and now no one else should play.

I realize how silly/hypocritical it is that I am saying this as an anonymous intrnet commenter, but man I cannot believe that people post this stuff on Instagram. It’s the epitome of a #humblebrag. It’s just so weird to me......

stacey mcgill would be all over this.

Also appropriate for shorts:

Hey Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes, I don’t have a nanny either, which I guess means I’m hands on too! When is the ceremony where we get our medals?

If my kids heard the neighbors fucking at 2am...what horrible thing would happen? If they aren’t old enough to figure out what it is they’re hearing, then I guess I would have to be a parent and figure out an age-appropriate way to explain it. Sex sounds are not the worst thing a child can hear.

WE HAVE FOUND RAFFEY.

Same!

Gives me a chuckle every time! Every. Single. Time.

5 episodes in, bitches. Who needs sleep?

Same...in fact, the other day after I read on Jezebel that Holly Madison is releasing a memoir, I pretty much immediately checked if it was on Netflix so that I could binge watch it. I’m a teacher on summer so this is my only chance to really throw myself into binge-watching mindless TV!

If anyone is interested, here is a link to the McKinney Independent School District contact form: http://www.mckinneyisd.net/contact/