Oh my gosh, I think I went to school with that girl. Except it wasn’t the same girl because the girl I knew wasn’t home-school. But I’ve had this experience too.

Mmmm. Breadsticks are like gay sex.

hahaha fair enough. BUT it also won’t ask you if “you are still watching”

BUT IT WONT AUTO PLAY FGIANT

Why are we wasting our time on the boring Kardashians when The Golden Girls is not on streaming?

I used to work at a bookstore and had a customer come in once who wanted the “true story of Lord of the Rings.” When I asked her to clarify whether she meant books about the making of the books or a biography of the author, she said she just wanted the historical accounts. I narrowed my eyes and carefully explained…

Wizinter is coming.

Ummm...errrr....uhhhh....something?

Ha! I am also ones of those people who will order Chinese takeout and ask for 3 sets of silverware and 3 sodas knowing full well I’m going to eat it all. They aren’t even fooled because they only give me one fortune cookie. :(

True story:

but hopefully you’ll get this

The city I live in has basically two paragons of pizza, and both have wrecked in quality in the last five years. I can barely choke down their smallest sizes anymore.

1. Log on to your favorite delivery site to order a pizza with whatever topping you wish. In the special instructions section, type “arrange the pepperoni/topping in a ‘Y,’ ‘M,’ or ‘N’ shape.”

Bill is an absolutely ludicrous name for that puppy. A+.

What a great way of completely missing the point and making this article about a stupid girl and a stupid kid and not shedding any light on the horrific situation in which immigrants from Africa find themselves when trying to cross to Europe. This is a story about a little boy and his father desperately trying to make…

No matter how many times I watch it, this version of Love is A Losing Game always makes me cry.

A couple of magazines have this feature for women. It's always 8 bottles of water, a green smoothie for breakfast, 6 almonds and green tea for lunch and a salad with four steamed shrimp no dressing for dinner and then the splurge...one square of dark chocolate for dessert.

I wasn’t afraid of spiders before, but now I have figured my SHC. Thanks Fahey for putting that in my head.

This may be the best article I’ve ever read