Swallow a Brita filter.

NOW I’M DOING THE GOOGLE

I mean RBG was a looker, but I’m not seeing it.

...does he think Hooters is a strip club?

Right? What a weird suggestion. My fingers are always stained for a day or two after cooking with it.

Whoa, whoa, whoa!! Turmeric can stain your skin orange/yellow! NO to Oompa Loompah-face if you’re quite fair!

Also, I will leave you with this John Oliver quote that he made last Sunday.

Seriously, behavior and looks are not that related. If she was mean, say she was mean. If she was bitter or bossy, say that. Don’t say she was ugly because she wasn’t acting the way you thought she should.

Also, change your name.

You know, I don’t want to like Miley, but I kinda do. It seems she has her heart in the right place.

We were raving about Miley’s “Jolene” over on the Brandi Carlisle thread.

Here it is (at 0:18)

I could listen to her raspy ass deep voice until it drove me to kill my cheating husband with my Chevy truck furreaaallll

OMG YAAAAS YASSSSSSS TO EVERY IDIOT COMMENTER WHO KEPT SAYING SHE WAS JUST OVERLINING HER LIPS I AM SINGING DASHBOARD’S VINDICATED AND DANCING AROUND THIS AIRPORT TERMINAL ALSO I AM PROBABLY VERY DRUNK

His hand is perfectly placed as one of the dress hands. The foot is distracting, but overall I kind of.... like it.

Happy Birthday Becks.

My inner 10 year wants you to take that back. She also wants me to stop making out with suitably attractive strangers when I’m drunk. There’s just no pleasing my inner 10 year old apparently.

When one of my sons was the same age, I caught him spinning the cat around in mid-air by the poor kitty’s tail. I was horrified because I really thought he knew better. Remember that little kids are hugely egocentric so sometimes their brains haven’t developed enough to think about how another person or an animal is…

So now expired items are thrown out? Way to be ahead of the curve school board.

How is she pleading not guilty? No snark, I'm generally curious.