Another sign I’m getting old: What is a “stick” that one chops up to get stoned?

this will probably stay in the greys, but what I have done is email netflix at: pr@netflix.com and tell them that I am cancelling if the movie goes to streaming.

Adam Sandler is to Mel Brooks what a beer fart is to Beethoven’s 5th.

Let me love you, Netflix. We’ve always been cool. Please don’t make me cancel the service out of a political conscience. You’re the best boyfriend I’ve ever had, I don’t want to have to break up with you because you’re a racist. :-(

I dunno... seemed relevant...

“I have a dream to go to Harvard Business School and one of these days I will do that... in my spare time”

This is me, everyday. I think I’m reaching some “Stand and Deliver”, next-level teaching moment. And my kids are all packed up, standing at the door, waiting for the bell to ring. God. It’s lunch time. Can we go?

if Gregory is suffering from depression or some other serious clinical problem, I find it telling that NFL teams are more interested in leaking that information and/or scrubbing him their draft boards (is there an emptier power move than draft board removal?) than they are in setting up some kind of organizational…

Team Cat Headquarters here

Sounds like she is living life right. Go Miley.

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING. GET OUT. I DON’T HAVE TIME WATCH THIS ELEVENTY HUNDRED TIMES.

RIGHT?!?! #Being21

For as “hardcore” as Miley thinks she is, she sure does like the most basic bros.

If Fox News did a segment on the “myth” of wage inequality where all of the anchors got together and had to lay their paychecks side by side to openly see who makes what, and then watch the ones who make more try to justify their higher wage to the lower paid anchors, I would watch the shit outta that train wreck.

And be the best, if that’s what it takes. If you have to be extraordinary, be extraordinary.

Poor actors? Competition? Ballet? Bitching about your lack of turnout in first position? Say no more, I’m def in. This will be my life now. No sarcasm.

Where the hell is my Bunheads DVD set, ABC Family?

he is all around a badass.

they should cover up.

A-freakin-men. Especially in Houston!