Heh. They’re antagonists, for sure. But it’s not like Russia hasn’t shown an inclination to invade near-eastern countries when their ____-stan provinces get ethnically jumpy. A destabilized Turkey isn’t in Russia’s interest lest it go down an Afghanistan road.

Turkey

Ok, here goes.

At this point the only thing certain is that Dallas is complete bullshit at naming nightclubs.

I just have one thing to say:

Well Pacman Jones got to dress for a playoff game days after hitting a woman in the face in broad daylight, guessing the powers that be are gonna let this ride until monday at the earliest.

This is going to get out of etc etc

So I love how people are giving expert testimony in front of congress yet nobody has taken the simple step of checking to see if rabbits like weed. I am one of millions of rabbit owners who will tell you rabbits don't eat weed. Which, frankly, is a fucking miracle, considering they eat absolutely everything else.

Based on the classic daffy duck blast pattern, it’s reasonable to assume the blast came from inside.

So here’s what I’ve been chewing on, since I read the article: if it was this easy, why hasn’t it been done before?

Dang, I was really hoping that this would be the time Boeing finally pawned a weaponized 747 off on somebody. Everett, WA needs pork too, baby! Where is the Trumpster? We can get us a plane, one of the very best American planes, ok, and we’re gonna put all the missiles on it. ALL THE [REDACTED] MISSILES, we’re gonna…

Well that top video is edited at 1:15, wonder how long the delay between shots actually was.

Next up:

The one that birthed us? Upstairs in the kitchen, yelling something about going on CL to look at jobs today before you “log on”

Oh my goodness, that last device looks like one of those underwater snowmobiles for scuba divers. I could very easily wind up putting my foot down and saying look babe, you’ve got 3 dozen toys, my turn.

Racist against chinese holidays, maybe

What are you trying to say?

I’m just saying, highschool wrestling already feels a lot like being sexually assaulted by a bunch of guys in the back of the bus. I hated wrestling so much, there was something that bothered me so much about older, bigger guys holding me down and shoving my face in their armpit would cause a panic attack and bizarre…

If only there was some way to leverage this into a joke about energy sanctions and anthropogenic global warming...... nope.

Remind me to write a song about Willie McCool’s last ride someday.