Looks just as good today as it did back then

Ignoring him worked just fine most of the game.

Bruce Arians has the situational awareness of a baby hippo given a personal sized watermelon. That was easily the worst clock management since Andy Reid this morning.

No one is talking about enough nukes to kill america. They’re talking about a nuclear detonation high in the atmosphere, the resulting electromagnetic pulse of which would do extensive damage to the electronics-dependent US infrastructure, taking out everything from food refrigeration warehouses to (formerly)…

Coalition aircraft lost: 75 total, 63 U.S. and 12 allied

I thought I addressed the catastrophically emergent nature of it all with my flippant cannibalism remark.

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Oh certainly, we would turn into a massively overpopulated 3rd world country in seconds, no doubt. And then the overpopulation would start to violently correct, 115 million way civil war on the spot, not fun. I’m mostly addressing ^’s absolute “kill us all”, which is just silly to me.

Alright. Just my take on the actual thesis tonight, the videos of the Republican candidates talking about the threat of an EMP attack against the US.

NSFW....or somthing.

Hire a Bond villian, obvs.

That’s not true at all. Yes, some will die of starvation when the infratructure dies and the economy collapses, and yes some will be eaten by people suffering from starvation when the infrastructure dies and the economy collapses.

Nice. I was wondering about the term “ISIS cash depot”, as in what, like, a bank?

Oh damn, looks like we took out another oil potentate’s toilet paper supply again.

In Olympia, WA we used to have a legend about a guy who built a HERF gun. Supposedly he would carry it around in the trunk of his car and would only use it on occasions when he saw an OPD cruiser waiting in a fast-food drive-thru line.

Were they black helicopters? Any police helicopters in the area?

My panties are untwisted. We have long range SAMs in europe, I doubt russia is “freaking out”.

Which brings up a great point, how do we know these marines weren’t Radicalized while they were in custody?

Guys those boats were there out there protecting Iran[ian oil shipped on misc. flagged tankers against somali pirates] in the first place, I would expect nothing but polite cooperation anyway.

Ya know, whenever I get my hair cut, the lady always zaps my neck-backhair for me.