Either this is an insurance fire or else someone scheduled the rams post-season dumpster fire wrong in outlook

This trick never worked for me. After the convenience store clerk popped me (i.e. failed to sell me cigarettes), they were always on high-alert. No way could I send my best buddy in right after me.

Just like the sexiest airframe family of all time. So many variants as well.

Shells the size of a volkswagen beetle hurled 21 miles, I read that somewhere

Oh my. He can see the future as well. “It’s gonna be so powerful, that we’re never gonna have to use it, no one’s gonna mess with us, that I can tell you.”

C’mon, man, I’m not stupid, I know the navy isn’t gonna hold a bake sale to (re)build these things.

That does it. I need to spend the rest of my life at 225 feet doing 420 knots, just kinda hanging around looking at shit, listening to music.... first I would go fuck with some cows, then I would head up north and stare at glaciers for awhile.... yeah. My jet trainer has unlimited fuel, btw.

Geez. Good thing Mosesbread isn’t paid to cogently dialectic his way past offensive lineman. “I think black lives matter....a lot.”

PAWS: YOU’LL NEVER SET FOOT IN THE HAMMOCK AGAIN

Also present in this image but obscured by the foreground Krivak-export is the entire rest of the Syrian navy, which consists of a 2nd Krivak and several ex-Soviet Osa II class guided missile kyaks.

I feel like these two kids on either side will slowly turn around, their eyes will meet, and then they burst into song.... “If only someone would delate my balls/If only someone would Gronk-spike my virginity...”

This’ll hold you over til next year

Things that also suck: Seattle is sitting on SB Nation’s flagship site, our 2 main writers moonlight for Rolling Stone and Sports on Earth and/or do podcasts with internet celebreties like PFT Commenter.... by this time next year one will be writing jokes for Jimmy Kimmel and the other will be NFL.com’s replacement…

Ha ha ha, we scared the americans right out of the water!

Wow, look at the internet outrage machine go.

Thank you for doing this film. At a certain point I was going to kill you and wear your skin to work one day if this article didn’t get written. Not in like a mean way, just to like stop the hemorrhaging opportunity cost for us here in the commentariat.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaactually, it’s Jerry Richardson’s way of reminding us he’s the only NFL owner who has ever actually played in the NFL.

Why does the other team always seem to have the funny little fast guys who line up outside and run and catch the ball?

My gf once blew the greiving boyfriend of a dead classmate during the limo ride from the ceremony to the reception, if that’s what they’re called, because he seemed so sad.