That is so awesome that your grandma gives you sub surace missile tests

It’s uncanny

That recruitment video is like something they would show on Cartoon Chicken in Bizzaroworld. North Korea is the most badass country on earth, do not let my kids see this or they’ll make me defect.

Hey you stole my parking spot. Seriously what the fuck, who brings a freaking submarine into the surf 50 feet offshore. Another 200 yards would kill you?

There is a “safety” and “#2” joke here that I can’t put together for some reason. No doubt I will bolt awake tonight with the answer and alarm the dookie out of my gf.

Jesus, you couldn’t just vaguely reference it? I mistakenly watched that. Before you mercilessly crushed my existance, I just sort of generally knew that a few NFL teams had bullshit college fight songs left over from the days when they played the league championship in a steel mill parking lot but you really had to…

I can understand why this site shouldn’t have an edit button, but really I meant to say 12-14 on that last bit of maths.

I’m gonna go full tldr, so unless you miss the Jerry Springer years keep scrolling.

Let me do your thinking for you. This is a an F-22 overflying a wild fire spending tax dollars for a badass photo op. The carbon footprint from this photo alone is over a hundred trillion marshmellows.

The thing that really jumps out at me is that holy shit the Saudis have a lot of US main battle tanks. 440 sounds like a lot. That made me wonder what the US has for comparison, but all I could find on the internet was the figure that 8,800 had been produced since 1979. Counting on my fingers that means the Saudis…

Whoa! Kathy Goetzen (KOMO 4 anchor), still looks exactly the same.

Even though they didn’t play for the Hawks for very long, both Flynn and Whitehurst earned some NFL miles while getting the living fuck beaten out of them playing behind shockingly poor OL play (so poor that it was the original impetus behind starting the more mobile rookie Russell Wilson over Flynn). I vote for the…

It impresses me that you came up with a bon mot older and more overdone than all of these ray rice jokes.

You want a good one, graphic interchange format me Steve Smith injuring Margus Hunt week 1 last year.

I am heartened to see that Kumar has overcome the adversity of playing a title character in an MTV produced weed comedy and has gone on to do something with his life.

It’s not racist, they have brunettes as well

Since you asked, I am too old for “taking a break” or “starting over” in a relationship. That shit no longer flies by the time you attain the emotional maturity of a 19 year old, which I and most of my contemporaries hit around age 24-26. Babe, I am not impeding you doing whatever it is you feel you need to do from…

That is some seriously green grass for August. Seattle looks like California right now.

Good golly miss molly. The supercanard flankers have my vote for the best looking plane of all time. Or top 2 GOAT, with the P61 Black Widow being the other.

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