They could've made out whilst locked in a passionate embrace. I am disappointed.

No, it is YOUR responsibility to ensure your vehicle is safe to drive on public roads. On a public highway, you would have to be following an 1/8 mile back to not get blinded by snowdrifts from vehicles in front of you with lazy drivers such as yourself. The law doesn't always favor the vehicle in front. You sound…

you're 100% being a jerk the snow blows off your roof making it harder to drive behind you.

Cop might not have wanted to get cold and waste 20 mins on a $45 ticket. Stop being a lazy jerk.

If you really care about audio quality, you'd do what I do, and only listen to live music. None of this recorded crap. And if the artist dies, too damn bad. No more music. I sure wish I could have heard this "Beethoven" guy everybody talks about, but the idea of sullying my ears with anything less than sound from…

And now, I am again obligated, as with any clam-jammed story.

Guys, I am super impressed and terrified. I fired a handgun for the first time over Christmas break (thanks to the bf's Wisconsin fam) and it was exciting and terrifying and I have made respect for them. They're so heavy! And loud! And holyfuckingshit they blow serious holes in stuff. I can't even imagine shoving one…

This woman did not have a vagina. She had a personal Bag of Holding.

Right? I'm totally uncomfortable and out of sorts if my regular-sized tampon is slightly askew. I can't even imagine having a gun up there.

What kind of gun? Sorry, but I mean are we talking one of those lil' tiny 9mm Rugers or like a .44 magnum revolver?

have we completely forgotten about the underground work of the silk road? It's not just that these kids need to learn the legal consequences but it's also to try and protect them from the evil that lurks in the dark places of the Internet. This girl could end up kidnapped and sold by next weekend thanks to the…

I would like to objectify a lemon cake right now.

Am I odd in finding hoodies to be more formal than crew neck sweatshirts? Like ok you're a sweatshirt, but you've got a built in hat. You're at least upping your wardrobe game by 1 piece.

Honestly, people should just try to stop being whiny, impatient assholes. It's not the end of the world if you cant play your video games for a few days. Read a book. Watch some cartoons. Play board games. Take a walk outside. Go somewhere you have never been. Or, since this was on christmas, I don't know spend time…

I'm currently unemployed. Reason being I have worked at various call centers doing customer service for the past three years and finally said 'screw it' last month, and quit without having another job lined up.

The problem with customer service is as follows: These people serve as the front line guarding an inner core that is trying to deal with the "real" problem.

When we kvetch, bitch and generally make asses of ourselves to customer service representatives, we're really unloading our concerns/issues/anger with the…

I'm guilty of that, actually. I have legit serious food allergies—I go into anaphylactic shock if I eat shellfish—but I'm also one of those weirdos who have taste receptors that makes cilantro taste like handsoap. Saying I'm allergic to cilantro is a whole lot easier than saying "I carry a recessive gene that makes…

That's nothing. Fox News has been airing its 'End of the World' reel continuously since November 4th, 2008.

I wonder how many people actually remember that TV stations used to play the national anthem at the end of their broadcast day.

Most perplexingly, Concha mentions the Greek columns present on Obama's victory stage on election night 2008, which I genuinely did not realize anyone had a problem with.