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In a vein similar to Kate's: When I was old enough to stop going to my family's yearly camping trip.

I'm about 99.9% sure that if I told my husband I "drew him a bath," he'd just be confused and tell me no thanks. I do stroke his ego when I look at his pvp gear in WoW and tell him how nice it is, I guess? I don't actually know if it's nice because fuck pvp in its stupid ganking-ass rogue face, but I make suitably

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The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things. The good things don't always soften the bad things, but vice versa the bad things don't necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant.

I was wondering, like, why do we even mind? I don't really mind being grey.

One billion points go to you for referencing "Bolivian Marching Powder". Just one more, and we're back on the streets! I reference this on the daily, but I'm not a grownup, I'm a bartender.

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That Apparently kid is the best kid of 2014. I'm sorry if you have kids and you think they were better, but, you're wrong.

I've worked at a few TV stations in the past, so it's extra special to see TV fuck ups. (expect for the people physically assaulting the reporters, those people are human garbage dicks.)

My favorite was the man, all set to read with papers in hand, slowly backing up and then finally disappearing completely from the frame. That is truly a GIFable moment.

"Why? Because you can hire someone to ... counsel you through rough times ..."

"At the bottom, in contrast, women find slim pickings"

Let's not forget the angle of the single girl who entered/ re-entered/ switched industries during the recession and are still trying to claw their way into a comfortable work situation. Yeah, I'm about 32 and really should be putting in the time to find a mate if I want to settle down and have kiddos (and, I do)- but

It's the going out of their way to inflict cruelty and public humiliation that offends people. It isn't enough to tell the kid it's going back for whatever he did; he has to be dragged out into public and have a complete stranger told the situation that bothers.

It seems like most parents can't win. I think the issue isn't the punishment, but that the punishments go viral now. It almost seems like some parents are trying to one up each other on how best to punish their child.

Part of enjoying sex is unlearning years of shame you are taught to feel about your body and your genitals. I had read this piece one by a bisexual man who said when asked what's the major difference between sleeping with women and sleeping with men and other than the obvious he said that women constantly apologize

And I also heart your writer choices.

They won't last that long. Everyone, just buy boxes of chocolate. It's okay. You don't need to pretend it's for Valentine's Day. It's for you, from you, and that's okay.

STOP ALREADY WITH THE HOLIDAYS COMING EARLY CAPS EASY READ#prayforcops

Hey now, some of us are the ones paying for Netflix and letting up to 8 friends/boyfriends of friends mooch.