I think that what makes Eurovison fun is that it’s campy and a “little” strange, but I feel like an Americavision would be too serious, it would be American Idol. Basically Eurovison is The Mummy with Brendan Fraser and an Americavision would be The Mummy with Tom Cruise.

“Now I really get it”, title of your sex tape.

This is not the Smallville/HP crossover I wanted.

Punk covers...meh.

I feel like this sort of shit should be punishable by kicks to the dick.

Asking for something to be left out is no problem for anything that isn’t premade. Asking for something to be added in can be tricky insofar as pricing.

Amazon is one of the reasons the post office still exists so he’s wrong there.

Ah but you see that’s why these utter fuckwits smart top blokes are better than us. Only a fool would look at the use of a Russian nerve agent against a Russian traitor to which Russia simply responded to by warning traitors in the UK where Russia has track record of murdering its foes without admitting to it and go…

Corbyn is basically a student politician who never grew up and is deadset on those anti-US/anti-capitalist views that run rife in those circles. It’s why for example last year he demanded Trump speak out on Charlottesville while not saying a word about Venezuela’s killing of dozens of protesters.

So we’re all autistic as well?

“Trade wars are good, and easy to win,” the president tweeted today.

Women don’t owe you shit.

I don’t disagree; but it’s much easier to feel balanced when you don’t have financial anxiety.

Winston Duke as M’Baku aka Man Ape was such a surprise, great line delivery and everything. He’s from Tobago, and I love seeing people from Trinidad and Tobago getting roles.

Maybe, just maybe, if the kids lead efforts this time it could be different...

I wish them the best, but you’ll have to pardon my cynicism and skepticism that this will accomplish anything after seeing what hasn’t been done in the wake of Columbine, Virginia Tech, Vegas, Orlando, San Bernardino, Aurora, Sandy Hook, Sutherland Springs, Charleston, and dozens of other mass shootings that have…

Our lawmakers looked at dead bodies of children at Sandy Hook and couldn’t be bothered to do a damn thing about it.

Headline should read, “Local Branch of Global Pedophile Ring Expels Member for Loving Marital Relationship With Adult.”

The 2012 Nick version of the turtles are the best turtles.

This has to the worst placed spam I have ever scene.  I doubt we film snobs, hipsters and nerds on the AVClub are going to be jumping on a plane to India to get terrible paying jobs.