How will Vader and Obi-Wan’s second face-off change the Star Wars canon?

They’re also idiots, because they don’t even realize that what they think of as “apolitical” just means “politics I agree with.”

No mention of one of the top-tier replies in the comments of the twitter post?

This site is now dedicated to Principal Skinner news and all I can say is it’s about goddamn time.

I haven’t gotten to the point yet where I’m getting death-stares in public, since I just started HRT in the middle of last year, but like, it took me YEARS to get to this point because of the sheer terror of merely existing in a world where a good portion of society would love to see me end up dead in the gutter.

Then…

Thankfully, as he’s assured us multiple times, jokes can’t hurt people. So he can feel free to kiss my balls! He’s gonna have to find them in a medical waste dumpster in Arizona, but I’m sure he’s got nothing better to do.

Remember always what our Lord told his flock: “Follow me.” And he went on to say, “Set me free. Trust me and we will escape from the city.”

To the tune of the SEGA chant: “GET FUUUUCKED”

To quote the great modern philosopher (and dancing king) William Bailey:

his whole transactional mindset, i.e. “giving your life for your country” is a sucker bet for losers, is really strange to see. I guess when everything is a transaction, but you always have the means to bully someone into getting more than what you’re willing to give them, then sure, make everything a transaction. …

Suckers...he called them suckers. Because there was nothing in it for the when they died. So much worse than calling them losers (which he also did!)

Actually more in favor of them doing a sequel than remaking the old stuff since I played it a million times. Mania did so well critically and commercially I’d be shocked if it didn’t get a sequel -- and it felt just fresh enough. 

If you have to explain that something is a joke, then it’s not.

I’m sure there are grosser things than doing a play-by-play analysis of sibling’s interaction at their grandfather’s funeral, but I’m struggling to come up with an example right now.

They aren’t coming for me — they are coming for you. I’m just in the way.

“You’ll see more “drip, drip, drip” of leaks into the media from the corrupt Justice Department and others. When you do, ask yourself why.”

Whose that trafficking all the kids
It’s republicans all along

Turns out the party of “Won’t somebody please think of the children!!!” really should not be allowed near children.